Yes, I do always put homework, assignments, projects, and studying off until the last minute…

I was just thinking of some stupid inventions like the Snuggie, which is pretty much a robe that makes you looks like a douche.

You know what else would be stupid and awesome? A Segway Lawn Mower.

Holy shit, lazy asses would be jumping all over this shit. All the fun of mowing the lawn without walking!

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I never googled the concept before making the comic above. It seems that others have though up of the same idea. WIN!

I totally forgot about Little Fighter 2. I haven’t played this game in so long. It’s nice to go back and revisit memories once in a while…

I wanted to remake the WtaM look based on the site NoteMine [originally BoxedThoughts]. I recalled BoxedThoughts a few days ago and remembered how it seemed like an actual window to someones mind. [I'll be adding more info about that on the "About" page]

Anyways, I was able to import all the posts and stuff from blogger, so… nice.

This came about in an instant message between my friend and I:

(11:30:22 PM) Me: I would never get a piercing…
(11:30:30 PM) Me: some people can pull it off
(11:30:37 PM) Me: I, on the other hand, would look like a fag
(11:30:41 PM) Tera: lol.
(11:30:49 PM) Tera: what about a..
(11:30:50 PM) Tera: tattoo?
(11:31:12 PM) Me: copy pasta–
(11:31:14 PM) Me: if I ever DID get a tattoo, I would get a random chick’s name as a tramp stamp
(11:31:18 PM) Me: so when people see it, they’d be like…. “dude…. was that dude once a chicks?….”
(11:31:27 PM) Me: chick*
(11:31:58 PM) Tera: hahaha.
(11:32:01 PM) Tera: what would the name be?
(11:32:15 PM) Me: Tera f3
(11:32:18 PM) Me: lool
(11:32:26 PM) Tera: ooh, sex. : )
(11:32:49 PM) Me: iuno, I was never tempted to get a tatto
(11:33:01 PM) Me: like when u have grandkids
(11:33:10 PM) Me: they’d be like “ooo grandpa, what is THAT?”
(11:33:29 PM) Me: and you’d be like… “well, sonny… that USE to be a skull… before I got all wrinkly. =(“
(11:33:42 PM) Tera: LOL
(11:33:46 PM) Tera: i thought about that.
(11:33:48 PM) Me: and then you’d cry yourself to sleep that night, seeing how old you’ve gotten
(11:33:51 PM) Tera: LOL.
(11:33:55 PM) Tera: that’s.. pretty sad…
(11:34:02 PM) Me: lool
(11:34:14 PM) Me: what I WOULD do though, is get a tattoo of someone’s face
(11:34:27 PM) Me: and be liek… “yeah, it’s pretty accurate….”
(11:34:37 PM) Me: cuz THAT’s worth your money
(11:34:45 PM) Tera: haha.
(11:34:48 PM) Tera: well.. when you get old
(11:34:52 PM) Me: it’s self-updating XD
(11:34:53 PM) Tera: the face is gonna like.. have saggy cheeks and stuff
(11:34:56 PM) Tera: LOL.
(11:34:58 PM) Tera: that’s.. so true.
(11:35:02 PM) Me: lool

Well, here it is. The Portal poster that I was working on for… a night. I actually finished at like 3-4am the last night, after posting that post. It may not be 1:1 accurate but I would like to think that it’s pretty damn close.

MediaFire Download (PDF file)

• Landscape Orientation
• Letter (US) – 8 1/2 x 11 in paper)
• 3 rows x8 columns
• Approximately 2.8 feet wide and 5.8 feet high

However, if you want it either bigger or smaller, I suggest you configure the settings yourself via blockposters.com

Cheers!

Reference Pictures: source [1][2]
Icon set:

Portal’s been out for quite some time now and the fad has become somewhat overrated. It was funny when people were yelling “THE CAKE IS A LIE!” at the top of their lungs and no one had a fucking clue what the fuck they were talking about other than a select few but then the WCC fad came and even people who had no idea what the fuck Portal was were joining in on the craze.

I, however, was one of those people who genuinely loved the game. The unique blend of a puzzle game and a FPS hooked me. It was probably the only FPS game that I DIDN’T suck at (we’re talking about the guy who failed the Counter-Strike tutorial).

After all this time, however, I’m seriously surprised to not be able to find a poster of the Portal “level screen” (shown below). Someone already made ripped the icon set.

Anyways, sitting here bored and unable to sleep, while stumbling upon a page I bookmarked ages ago, I decided to work on the poster for my own personal amusement. I’ll post it when I’m done; that is, if I ever decide to finish it remember that I started it.

One’s perception of intelligence is based solely on how stupid one is compared to those around them.

I hate it when people come over. It’s always the same repetitive bullshit that you have to put up with. First, it’s faking that smile when they walk through the door. Then, you have to greet them like you’re actually interested to know how their trip was. I hate fucking charades… The only thing I hate most is when stupid people visit… which is all the time.

So, today, parents’ friends came over from New York and… you guessed it. They were stupid.
During dinner, they were talking about the differences between NY and FL when one of them asked, and I quote:

“So, do you guys have schools here?”

My response:

You know what else I hate? People that don’t shut the fuck up and leave our dog alone even after telling them that if you fuck with her, she’s bark her ass off. Oh, no, let’s just point at her and tell her to “shush,” making it worse and forcing me to facepalm not because of stupidity I’ve just witnessed but because I’m getting a fucking headache…

I finally sat my ass down and worked on that header. It was suppose to be a scan of another picture I drew (same concept) but I couldn’t seem to find it so… I remade it. Only thing is that this one was less weird. Yes, that means the first one was weirder than this.

What better image for a header than an actual head?

The picture looks like it was stolen from Heroes, which kinda sucks because I drew the first image before I’ve ever watched an episode of Heroes and before I’ve even started this useless piece of crap. The rainbow idea, however, was influenced by many sources.

Back in high school, if I was sitting in back of someone and they had hair and shit on the back of their shirts, I would pluck it off because doing that was more entertaining than paying attention in class…